How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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