a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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