what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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