I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
When did angry sex become our thing?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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