Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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