i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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