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(440): View more from Ohio

I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.

(1-440): View more from Ohio

Why? Who won?

(440): View more from Ohio

we don't know. we ran out of oranges.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

At least I've made one childhood dream come true

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(708): View more from Illinois

Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.

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(818): View more from California

I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project

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(360): View more from Washington

It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.

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(210): View more from Texas

I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.

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