Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
40s are totally the cure
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special