Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I think your dad took our porno
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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