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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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