butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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