wakey wakey hands off snakey
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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