I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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