i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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