Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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