David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Randomize