so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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