i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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