Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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