If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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