Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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