You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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