worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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