Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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