Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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