She's JV to your varsity
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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