You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
