Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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