i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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