He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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