I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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