YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
