Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Im part way to drunk.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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