I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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