i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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