is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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