Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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