Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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