he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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