Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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