Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
