One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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