I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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