Got a toothbrush?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
