Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
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I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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