Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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