Midget sex pt 2 tonight
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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