I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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