I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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