If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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