I think scott just propositioned me for sex
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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