let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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