Dude my mom stole all your condoms
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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