I love black thongs
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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