About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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