I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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