Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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