I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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